the quotes interesting citations, definitions, excerpts, etc.

Hashing: Smoking a joint while your waiting for the data to sort into alphanumeric order..

Darkseid (in: "The complete idiots guide to computers.... Part One", Amiga Report 3.05)

"Please wait a few minutes sir, as soon as this disk formatting is completed, I will show you real multitasking....."

A vendor demonstrating Windows95 at a computer show.

"Would a woodchucker chuck wood if a woodchucker could chuck wood ?"

Guybrush Threepwood

"Windows 95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit OS originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

Author unknown.

"Yee-haw"

Bill McEwen, president and CEO of Amino (and now Amiga Inc).